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Twopenguins
The mother fucking Twopenguins enough said.
Twopenguins by Twopenguins December 23, 2012
twoop
twooping
twooping by dragginphly June 6, 2009
Twopence ha'penny millionaire
A person who pretends to have millions of pounds in the bank, but actually struggles to find a penny to scratch their ass with (A twopence halfpenny is the equivalent of pound sterling 2.5pence).
Usually walks around in fake designer clothes/clutching an imitation designer bag. Alternatively, they may have one genuine designer item with which they parade around with consistently. Can also apply to people who emphasise what they actually do have, or lie about what they have e.g. the size of their home/their earnings/the make of their car.
If being extremely stereotypical, it would be accurate to say that twopence ha'penny millionaires are usually insecure and rely on this behaviour to get attention or gain some credibility.
Usually walks around in fake designer clothes/clutching an imitation designer bag. Alternatively, they may have one genuine designer item with which they parade around with consistently. Can also apply to people who emphasise what they actually do have, or lie about what they have e.g. the size of their home/their earnings/the make of their car.
If being extremely stereotypical, it would be accurate to say that twopence ha'penny millionaires are usually insecure and rely on this behaviour to get attention or gain some credibility.
Girl 1: Ooooh, look at my new Louis Vuitton handbag, it cost £124930843025843
Girl 2: Hang on I swear you bought that out the back of that van in Turkey?
Girl 3: Yeah she did, she's not fooling anyone, she's just a twopence ha'penny millionaire
Girl 2: Hang on I swear you bought that out the back of that van in Turkey?
Girl 3: Yeah she did, she's not fooling anyone, she's just a twopence ha'penny millionaire
Twopence ha'penny millionaire by samaralic December 11, 2013
Tweople
-noun
A term used to define a group or people that are your Followers or people you may be Following on the Social Network Twitter.
A term used to define a group or people that are your Followers or people you may be Following on the Social Network Twitter.
Tweople by TeronTheDon May 1, 2009
Twooping
DUDE: (Knocking madly at door): "Hey dude I need to use the Bathroom, it's an emergency!"
OTHER DUDE: "I'm almost done Twooping, it's this damn Spell Check holding me up!"
OTHER DUDE: "I'm almost done Twooping, it's this damn Spell Check holding me up!"
Twooping by PirateSteve27 September 23, 2011
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