TWI

Texting While Intoxicated. A newer version of drunk dialing. TWI is the phenomenon that happens when your inhibitions are lowered by the use of alcohol and you boldly send a text to someone who, if sober, you otherwise would not have.

You receive a text past midnight from an ex that says, "You are still the hottest person I know." Your current partner reads it and says, "Well your ex just got another TWI."

by iamyou March 31, 2009

TWI

Totally Worth It

Even though i ralphed all over the floor, that last shot was TWI!

by Chillw1nston November 16, 2014

TWI

Texting While Intoxicated

guy 1: "Dude I texted the admin assistant from the bar last night and it was totally wrong. I think she told our boss"

guy 2: "I told you not to TWI Man!"

by OMGR8US April 21, 2011

TWI

Typing while intoxicated. Usually leading to instant messaging/emailing people who you normally don't talk to, but it seems like a good idea at the time.

Joe: Hey mike, remeber that chick Lauren we met at the bar a month ago
Mike: The one with the nice money makers?
Joe: Ya, i TWIed last night to her, and she thinks im a creep now.

by Boozehound33 March 27, 2007

twi

One of the primary languages spoken in Ghana (usually by the Akan).

Hey, I heard that Ghanaian guy speaking in Twi.

by sazzlefrazzle May 02, 2005

twi

Totally Wit It

to be willing to participate in something

You and yo girl wanna have a three way over at my crib? I'm totally wit it.

by Street's Disciple November 13, 2004

twis

Internet shorthand for "that's what I'm saying."

Meaning the person wholeheartedly agrees with the concept of the previous statement.

see that's what I'm saying

> He's gotten heavy.
> He needs to get his ass to the gym.
> twis!

by tojified July 15, 2009