TVGUIDE

T-The
V-Various
G-Guides
U-Used
I-In
D-Determining
E-Elacticity

I need the TVGUIDE so I know how to amputate your leg correctly.

by Derfred April 10, 2005

TV Guide Purse

Promotion by TV Guide for subscription in late 1990's and early 2000's.

TV Guide Purses are shitty purses that fall apart after a few months of transferring beer from CVS to the train. Those using TV Guide purses are usually moronic, confused idiots who mistake it for a gym bag. They are the perfect example of what is wrong with the world.

Jon took his TV Guide Purse with him on the train, filled with feminine products and cheap beer.

by Rick AKA Ted December 7, 2011