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Tongue Punch {NASTY} Fart Box
Used as a way of showing how much worse it could be. Where {NASTY} could best any name, a name beginning with N works best. For example: TPNFB - tongue punch nadenes fart box.
When used in context, one would use it this way.
"Man I just had my nuts kicked by Chuck Norris!"
Could be worse ... TPNFB!
TPNFB by pseudonym-554123 October 21, 2011
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(John) "That wild chick Sally let me TPFB!"... (Ted)"She let you do what!?" (John) "She let me tongue punch her fart box!" (Ted) "Yeah.. Thats nasty bro"
TPFB by William T. Dactle May 29, 2011
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"Tongue-Punch the Fart Box"

Acronym for a Rim Job
It's amazing what she'll put up with if you TPTFB once in a while
TPTFB by Dr0z45 December 1, 2011
TPYFB.
This translates to : Tongue Punch Your Fart Box.

AKA: A dude aggresively eating a girl out.
"Hey hot stuff. Can I TPYFB?"
T.P.Y.F.B. = Tongue Punch Your Fart Box... This does not mean to aggressively eat out a girl. This is a saying made up in the prison system for a joke when getting upset with your actual homie inside. To show him you're upset but joking about it.
Tpyfb "Shut up bro, don't make me tongue punch your fart box"
Tpyfb by ShaunyPaul January 21, 2019
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026