toffer 

Victorian lower-class slang for "a superior whore".

Well aren't you a muliebrious lil toffer.

toffer by Kal-38 April 14, 2009

toffer 

A stupid aristocratic person (combination of toff + tosser).

That David Cameron is such a toffer. No wonder he became leader of the Tory Party.

toffer by Aliszka February 15, 2009

toffer 

A lazy, useless worker exhibiting signs of mental deficiency and will most likely injure the people who are actually working around him even if he tried to help. They will sometimes try to scrutinize the people who are actually working by coming up with some bullshit theorem they heard to make themselves seem smarter when in actuality they are proving their worthlessness.

Also may be the acronym for: Tons of Fun for Erroneous Reasons

Why isn't toffer working working?, Man that toffer did nothing all day and the only time he did, he smashed my ankle.

toffer by Stoneworth September 6, 2011

Toffer 

When someone has a super round head and looks like he belongs in a Willy wonka chocolate ad

Get a haircuts you look like a toffer

Toffer by HoesLuvMe May 2, 2018

TOFFER 

When a person leaves due to another persons presence

Ben the toffer left cos tom was in call

TOFFER by TofferGod May 27, 2025

Laffer Taffer

A sexual act involving a woman or a man melting Laffy Taffy's directly into his or her anus. The burning, cult sensation was made popular in San Francisco night clubs in the early 80's by Bar Rescue star Jon Taffer.

"Hey, lets melt some Laffy Taffy in our butts before sex. I bet it burns nice, they did it in the 80's. Its called a Laffer Taffer."

Laffer Taffer by JustinFig November 25, 2011

sticky toffee 

Is a piece of shit so dense it literally feels like dropping rocks in the toilet. It leaves thick residue on ones anus which forces your butt cheeks shut

That taco just gave me the sticky toffee

sticky toffee by Double triple May 15, 2016