Acronym which when spelled in English phonetically sounds like the following phrase in Spanish: "Tienes el Pipi Tieso" which translates to "Your weenie is stiff".
Find a nativeSpanish speaker and spell the acronym TNSLPPTSO (using English letters), and wait for a reaction.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).