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An acronym for people ballzy enough to speak about themselves in the third-person, while abbreviating. It stands for "This Kid Doesn't Fuck Around." It's akin to Van Halen's famous "WDFA," their acronym for "We Don't Fuck Around."

TKDFA is often used in the sacred game of love--also known as beer pong or beirut--when one makes the last cup or makes the "final cup" to send the game into overtime. TKDFA is appropriate here because it is clear that "this kid" is a badass with ice running through his veins, which is generally a requirement for someone to refer to him/herself in the third-person without looking like a douche bag.
<Kid makes last cup in beer pong/beirut> You know what they say about this kid? TKDFA!
TKDFA by horse-tastic May 5, 2009
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the act of spamming your keyboard randomly when board in school
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Your 10,000th day alive. You'll reach your Tkday when you're about 27 years, 3 months and 15 days.

It's a big day. You've finally moved from being a four figure day person to a five figure day person and you'll always now be a five figure day person.

On you're Tkday you actually become an adult. Forget 16th, 18th or 21st birthdays - you don't actually know anything then. But on your Tkday you should really have worked out that life's a bit tricky and things aren't going to work out exactly as you'd hoped but that you do have a couple of good friends.
"Happy Tkday Mark"
"Thanks Stu"
"How does it feel"
"Fine, actually"
Tkday by V.G.Farmer October 25, 2006

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Spam. Usually used when someone has nothing else to say, or when the spammer is a eighty-year old man with nothing else to say.
Spammer: tdfasfdyksjfsdajf
Other person: shut up.
a useful bit of information that no one really needs to know
"here is an interisting tidfact for you"
tidfact by nappyMcnaps May 9, 2009

tidfangs 

Tidfangs: (noun) when there is an Asian invasion and wombat looks like a helicopter
Tidfangs: (noun) when there is an Asian invasion and wombat looks like a helicopter
tidfangs by Tidfang April 2, 2018

tvdfanforever03 

An amazing tiktoker who is obsessed with tvd and make awesome edits
tvdfanforever03 is my favourite tiktoker
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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