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A person who believes that "time" is a physical entity, in contrast to the scientifically accepted thesis that "time" is merely an abstract idea describing sequences of physical events.
"Wow, she is such a nice girl, such a pity she is a timer"
timer by Capitan Future March 17, 2017
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A function long since lost in the world of Myspace. Many cameras come with it, though not so many are intelligent enough to use it.
Well, the timer function of this camera is sooo hard to use, so I'll liek.. go to the bathroom and take pictures of the mirror.
Timer by NoMaD May 6, 2006
A bag of pot bought for $10. Around the amount used to roll a single blunt.
"Dude I bought a fat timer from her last night!"
Timer by Yo Melissa Ho October 27, 2005
A fairly normal device but if used inside a bathroom, it instantly makes the user uncontrollably homophobic.
My Friend used a Timer in the restroom now he refuses to hang out with Dave.
Timer by Big Daddy Stark April 25, 2019
Actually... Maybe add a 10 second cease and desist timer...
Hym "You know what? Timer at your discretion. The closer they get to doing anything the shorter the timer. I forgot to say 'launch' last time. But avoid people and places I like and target people who are trying to subvert my will. I really do not appreciate being made to wait like this."
Timer by Hym Iam March 15, 2025

Old timer 

Someone thats been alive for a long time
The word can be used like this "Man that old timer knows his stuff, go ask him how to do it" If you need fishing tips ask a old timer they know there stuff
Old timer by Mike May 1, 2004

Lady Timer 

This simply is a tool to time your ladies. Hence Lady Timer. Can be anything from a piece of paper to your mobile phone when used to time dates.
Dude1: "Look lets steal this nerds calendar"

Dude2: "Yeah. Why the hell would he need a Lady Timer"?
Lady Timer by Don Frye February 3, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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