THRONGLERS

A group of retards that play squad

You've just been THRONGLED by the THRONGLERS

by LuftWaffleGB September 15, 2025

the throngler

A powerful blade, feared by all. The Throngler is a might blade, forged from the strongest throngonium that the universe could supply. Those unfortunate enough to be on the reciving end of The Throngler become throngled, a state of being in intense pain, and completely paralyzed.

Dark King Grûtmore's Edge of Annihilation implies other Dark Kings with other Edges of Annihilation, but there is only one way to get throngled.

the throngler is a weapon of mass destruction

by fallengard March 3, 2022

throngler

A being of immense power that possesses the ability to throngle

The Throngler has claimed another victim

by M0RAY April 23, 2023

throngled

The act of chocking or strangling using a large phallic object of some sort.

"We were getting dirty last night and he throngled me because 'I wouldn't shut the fucking up.' My throat is still scarred..."

by serialthrongler January 7, 2016

Throngled

a state of being in intense pain, and completely paralyzed.

He could not move after being viciously throngled

by That guy from that place that March 6, 2022

The Throngler

The Throngler is a mythical and ruthless entity who chooses to present itself as a stone statue, It stands in between 6'0 - 7'0 inches, or 182 - 213 cm in height. It is said to possess many abilities such as matter manipulation, unlimited strength, unlimited speed, teleportation, reality hopping, telekinesis, omnipresence, perfect precision, immortality, precognition, shapeshifting, telepathy, time travel, extreme healing factor, flight, touch of death, gravity control, memory erasure, mind control, indestructibility, The Throngler is worshipped by a Cult known as The Thronglists, who await his arrival so that he can put an end to the "filth" who "plague" the planet (rumored to be Humans), The Throngler is mainly spoken about in a Turkish town known as Akyaka.

Have you heard about The Throngler?!

Yeah, Scary stuff.

by AkyakaDweller June 21, 2023

throners

Collective name for huge Game of Throne fans who are avid watchers of the HBO tv series and often travel to its film locations.

Throners love crawling up the steps at Carnlough Harbour and pretending they’re on the Canal Steps in Braavos.

by Irishexplorer August 10, 2019