"We were getting dirty last night and he throngled me because 'I wouldn't shut the fucking up.' My throat is still scarred..."
by serialthrongler January 07, 2016

He could not move after being viciously throngled
by That guy from that place that March 06, 2022

Originating from the Throngler, to throngle can have several meanings that are context-dependent, a few of which are;
Verb: To beat, attack, or otherwise "rough up" in a particularly brutal fashion that defies convention
Adjective: 1. Being particularly and unnecessarily vicious, typically in an unorthodox way
2. One who is deceitful or aggressive to deliberately sow chaos
Verb: To beat, attack, or otherwise "rough up" in a particularly brutal fashion that defies convention
Adjective: 1. Being particularly and unnecessarily vicious, typically in an unorthodox way
2. One who is deceitful or aggressive to deliberately sow chaos
My friend throngled me yesterday, I don't know if I can keep hanging out with someone who's such a throngle.
by Qak June 23, 2023

1. something really really bad
2. sexually: the act of throngling someone’s thongle. Can also be used to describe a dongling of thongles or a dongle thongle.
2. sexually: the act of throngling someone’s thongle. Can also be used to describe a dongling of thongles or a dongle thongle.
“Bro.. did you just throngle me..?”
“In approximately 12.3 seconds, the entire city will be throngled!”
“In approximately 12.3 seconds, the entire city will be throngled!”
by okayxairen October 16, 2023

by Thronggiculous November 15, 2020

To partake in the act of performing a whimsical and silly dance for a random bystander, then abruptly stopping and grabbing said person by the shoulders, then beginning to violently shake them while screaming loudly in a high pitched tone, and ending off the action by doing things incomprehensible to the human mind towards the victim.
Person 1: Dude.. Somebody said I'm gonna get throngled tomorrow.
Person 2: May the people have mercy on your soul, because on that day, the gods will fall with you.
Person 2: May the people have mercy on your soul, because on that day, the gods will fall with you.
by ihaveurbandictionary1 November 17, 2023

You seen Jacob? Last I heard someone said they were gonna throngle him. I haven’t seen him for a month. Yeah they found him in Ohio…and Michigan…and Indiana…
by KillerHippie January 22, 2024
