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THE WOOKIE 

Be advised, your woman of choice for the night MUST have long hair in order to perform this procedure "the Wookie" correctly. Also, you must save 2-3 days worth of Splooge packed in your bal bag for this one.. As she is on her knees gagging on your bulbous shaft, you must simultaneously ejaculate on her face and in her mouth. It is imperative that you cover her forehead and both cheeks along with filling her mouth with your jizzum.. At the same time you must swiftly grab her hair and toss it over to cover her face completely. The hair should stick to your man juice instantly.. at this time she will try to cuss you out, but the cum in her mouth will force a gargle that will resemble Chubaca.. Enjoy!
Dude! call me Hans Solo.. Last night I Wookied my Bitch and Space Docked her to keep with the theme... THE WOOKIE was great!
THE WOOKIE by gofyourself October 31, 2008
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The Wookie 

A lesser-known sex move whereby the woman lays on her back and the man straddles her chest as if he were about to forcefully engage her mouth in oral pleasure. Then, before she knows what's happening, he grabs the headboard and pulls his dirty, hairy, sweaty ass up and onto her face, stifling her screams so the muffled yelling makes a distinct Chewbacca-like noise. The Wookie is brown, hairy, and results in loud, gutteral, nonsensical growling.
Gave the wife The Wookie last night. She was pissed but her impression was so good, I did it to her again.
The Wookie by Handy Mandy October 14, 2012

the wookie 

when you are doin it missionary and you arch back and begin the wookie mating call just like chewy.
we were doin it again, i got bored, so i mixed it up with a little star wars shit....the wookie
the wookie by Shiblet February 6, 2008

The Wookie Wack 

Step 1: Find a hairy man.
Step 2: Shave hairy man entirely.
Step 3: Gather all the shavings in your hand.
Step 4: Give the freshly shaven man a hand job.
Step 5: Pat yourself on the back.
After I had a bad day at the hair salon, I decided to take my clippings form the day and go give my boyfriend the wookie wack.

The wookie squad 

A squad containing four crackhead girls, known to be loud together. They wreak havoc on their school and are individually crazy but when put together they will take every braincell you have left in your brain.
The wookie squad is so cool i wish I was in it.
The wookie squad by -Bakugou October 25, 2020

Stroking the Wookie 

Perfoming sexual acts on a girl who has not trimmed her lady garden.
Jolliffe - "So you get any last night?"
Graham - "Yeah, I was stroking the wookie"
Jolliffe - "Aww mate you should tell her to shave"

stroke the wookie 

To have a wank
Looks like you've been stroking the wookie all night
stroke the wookie by Ginger Binger October 22, 2003
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