THE PARAMEDIC

is when you have sex in the missionary position with surgical gloves on and make ambulance noises during sex and then you take her pulse when your done lmaol

mario: my sex life is really boring

luigi: try doing THE PARAMEDIC

by ADAMO S July 13, 2010

paramedic

Absolutely, positively, the last person in the world you want to fuck with.

I'm nice to the paramedics, for obvious reasons.

by nyc14gauge September 20, 2006

paramedic

An absolute hero. Largely unappreciated by the general population until they are gasping for their last breath after 25 pints of Stella and a kicking par excellance on a Friday night.

The person who saves your scrawny, puke and blood covered arse outside Tall Trees next friday.

by Jimbone October 07, 2004

Paramedic

(Noun) A young man who on a consistent basis picks up hurt chicks.

Derek, that girl you picked up was hurt. You are such a paramedic.

by Old man and the steve October 18, 2011

paramedic

An emergency medical technician trained to an advanced level of care that includes the ability to intubate, administer drugs, start IVs, and other invasive procedures.
Paramedics normally work on ambulances or in hospital emergency departments.
Also known as EMT-P.

When I crashed my car the paramedics came in the ambulance and took me to the hospital.

by Master Blaster May 26, 2005

paramedic

we are not freaking ambulance drivers...we are the people in the back of the truck who save ur life..and will stick a 12g needle in ur hand if u call us one..or call us for a stumped toe!!

honey the ambulance drivers are here to take u to the hospital..WRONG!! should be.....honey the paramedics and emts are here to save ur sorry ass who can walk to the ambulance

by amberNB November 22, 2007

Paramedic

The person/people that firemen call when they are in trouble.

If you want to be a hero, become a fireman. If you want to be someone who firemen call heroes, become a paramedic.

by emtrescue May 20, 2010