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The Ohio State University 

A university located in Columbus Ohio. A member of a conference of universities of whom ALL of which are ranked within the top 30 public universities in the nation, a fact which no other conference can claim to, especially the SEC, which only has one school which is worth a shit. Ohio State prides itself in being a university that does more than recruit good college football players, because as it turns out, in the big scheme of things winning football games and hiesman trophies doesn't really mean shit. Though ironically, Ohio State has won more games and heisman trophies than almost anyone.
Oh, you care about what you do with your life AFTER college? Go to The Ohio State University or another Big Ten school
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THE Ohio State University 

Gator: Hey bitch, get me a HotDog.
Buckeye: What ..aww.. c'mon man..
Gator: Now Bitch! Don't make me chomp THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY'S ass AGAIN!(does the chomp with arms
Buckeye: ... ...you want relish?

The Ohio State University Buckeyes Football Program 

argueably the best college football program in the big ten (and one of the best in the NCAA). They fairly frequent the big ten championship spot and are rarely ranked outside the top 25 spots. They have several national championship titles under their belt as well as seven heisman trophies from six players (Archie Griffen won two). Their current head coach Jim Tressel plays a conservative style of football deemed Tressel-Ball by most. Their fans pride themselves on being absolutely loyal to their team and being obnoxious toward other teams. In recent years, their rivals the University of Michigan Wolverines haven't even posed a threat.
Person 1: I love The Ohio State University Buckeyes Football Program.

Person 2: Me Too.
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