The Dirt

When a homosexual male engages in oral relations with a straight male who's primary fetish is transexuals.

A term used when everyone in a community knows that the act occured, and the target of the word thinks completely the opposite,
essentially clueless.

"Hey how's the dirt working for ya?"
"I stopped by Dirt McGurt's house today,"
"and thats the dirty dirt."

by 1337B3@N$ March 29, 2009

The Dirt

An action taken in order to directly annoy someone or to undertake in an immoral deed against another person/s.

1) I can't believe you pissed on my shoes... that's THE DIRT.

2) Eddie decided to do THE DIRT and cheated in order to beat Andy in AFL 2007.

3) Fuck. Someone must have accidentally taken a dump on my chest while I was sleeping... DIRT!!!

by Jay "Bulldogs Man" Schultz January 18, 2009

the dirt

The autobiography of Motley Crue. Filled with tales of excess and insanity set in the 80's that remain unparalled to this day.

After reading The Dirt, Terrence moved to LA, changed his name to Stacii and developed a heroin addiciton.

by Marvin J Rockefella July 2, 2005

The DIRT

Awesome to the point of uncontrollable convultions of ecstasy - usually encountered while on ecstasy for that matter.

Dude... did you SEE that '92 show? That <insert song here> was the DIRT!

by Javawidget May 12, 2006

The Dirt

D'angelo's sub shop.

"Hey man, lets go get something from the dirt." or "hey man, lets get some dirt."

by K Krackah. March 27, 2003

The Dirt Penguin

A sexual move where either party defecates upon the other party's chest or stomach, then, with a running start, slides across that person's torso as a penguin would over ice.

I heard she got the dirt penguin last night. Her tits and face were covered in shit.

by Rub Rocket February 4, 2010

the dirt label

A flagship store where you get poon tang and a light skin monkey works at the desk. All there clothes are unqiue where Some belong in the trash. Either way the store will get you pussy

Damn you shop at the dirt label you must get all the pussy

by Jackjack1000 May 14, 2015