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the bullshit 

It manifests in a variety of ways on a spectrum, ranging from people being just annoying or ineffective and communicating and frustrating to work with, to people being uncommitted, to people making commitments they can't keep, all the way to people just being blatantly disingenuous. Any form in which social norms and niceties get in the way of effective communication or accomplishing a task also falls under this category.
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the bullshit 

A term entailing the red tape of society. The MANS tool to keep you down.
registering for classes...thats the bullshit
the bullshit by Yosip October 1, 2006

The bullshit of all bullshits

Such as being passed up for a promotion by a newbie.

Paula: Well, Andy, the numbers just came in and you are by far our best salesman. So, I am promoting you to floor manager.

Mooj: This is the bullshit of all bullshits!

The Bullshit Era

2002-2008 for the New York Yankees.
You spend more money than any entertainment industry it seems for seven straight years and you got The Bullshit Era out of it.
The Bullshit Era by Ereck Flowers February 16, 2015

I ship the bullshit 

Louis Tomlinson said Larry was complete bullshit, so we now ship the bullshit
GIRL 1- i ship the bullshit, do you?
Girl 2- yeah I ship Larry.

miss me with the bullshit  

A term used by male or female to tell someone not to come to them with whatever bull shit they are talking about.
miss me with the bullshit

Jason: Why did'nt you call me last night? Who else were you out with if you could not call me

Sarah: Miss me with the bullshit. I fell asleep

Running of the Bullshit 

The event usually held in Pamplona, Spain and usually called “Running of the Bulls,” was held in Madrid, this time in August 2019, when Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani and a Ukrainian Representative talked further about absurd bullshit like CrowdStrike and digging up “dirt” on Hunter Biden.
This year the Running of the Bullshit event was subtly renamed and the venue was changed as well, to describe the inept and ignorant spy tactics used by the Mobster in Chief to attempt to once again cheat his way into the US Presidency.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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