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the best girlfriend ever 

She understands insecurity and reassures me before I have a chance to feel insecure. She takes pleasure in making me happy. She is exceptional at balancing my "male ego". She lets me be a man while retaining her female independence. She shares the things she holds most dear. I don't believe she is aware that I see the walls she has around her heart. But I do see them and that she is slowly letting me in. She's been hurt before and despite some fear she is willing to love and to be loved. She sees the light in the world but accepts the dark. She has a view on things that I'm nearly incapable of having on my own. She constantly opens my eyes to them. She is full of random facts and shares them. She's a bit nerdy. She uses some words I have to look up. She knows her weaknesses and plays to her strengths to combat them. She sees solutions rather than problems. She isn't quick to anger. She isn't quick to judge. She isn't quick to assume. She debates with a mind open to change and admits when she is wrong. She can laugh at herself and does so often. She truly is a unique beauty in a sea of ordinary. She smiles and I melt. She pouts and i give in. She laughs and I laugh. She cries because she is sad and I hold her tight and just let her cry. She is a light in this world and will forever change the people she meets. She is fierce and determined.Why do I spoil her? Because she deserves it. She always has and always will. She is Jenny E...the best girlfriend ever.
He knows exactly how lucky he is to have the best girlfriend ever

The best girlfriend ever 

The one that can always cheer you up,the one that makes you happy,the one that can your day around,the one that loves you for who you are,and she makes a good Stromboli.
Wow Becca is the best girlfriend ever and I love her so much!

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026