THE BEAN BURRITO

You have anal sex with a girl so your dick is all covered in feces, then wrap it in a tortilla and make her deep throat it

fool last night i gave consuela sanchez THE BEAN BURRITO, esse

by CHINGCHONG6969 October 19, 2008

Bean Burrito

A bean burrito is the process by which one peforms anal sex on his partner and then proceeds to receive oral stimulation from the same partner.

Me and my girl were hungry for Mexican food last night, so I gave her a bean burrito.

by Hugh Schtickinmyazz March 4, 2010

Bean Burrito

A bus full of Mexicans

i had to ride in a Bean Burrito to get over here!

by J_awesome May 21, 2011

Bean Burrito

It's a type of Mexican food, made of tortillas, beans, rice, and maybe meat. (If you want meat in it.) Tends to make people gassy.

Ana went to Taco Bell and ordered a bean burrito.

by Okapi_427 May 27, 2015

Bean Burrito

Two hot chicks scissoring their engorged beans under a warm blanket on the couch.

She invited me for for Netflix and a bean burrito.

I could hear my sister and her friend doing the bean burrito during Game of Thrones. So I rubbed one out.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Bean Burrito

Giving or receiving fellatio immediately after anal sex.

I pulled out and fed him a bean burrito.

by Homo Riot June 1, 2015

Bean Burrito

A Mexican in a sleeping bag

Man 1; damn that beaner ate too much Taco Bell then went on a camping trip and looked like a Bean Burrito.

Man 2; I’m calling border patrol

by Kennedy Half Dolla April 2, 2022