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glossy taco 

you came here from simply nailogical, you're a good person.
damn what glossy taco are you using? that holo tho.
glossy taco by savcabbage July 22, 2017
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Glossy taco 

A glossy top coat
Check that shit out on simply nailogical become a holosexual
How do you not know what a glossy taco is
Glossy taco by A holosexual July 17, 2017

Glossy Taco 

Cristine from the YouTube channel "Simply Nailogical" uses this term when she's about to apply a "Glossy topcoat" onto her nail. When her channel first started, she used to say "Glossy topcoat" but as time progressed, it slowly molded "glossy taco" taco resembling top coat.
I suppose you don't have to put on a glossy taco you could leave it a little textured, but you know me girl, I'm all about that glossy taco. Do me a favor and don't look that up on urban dictionary that's NOT the definition I mean someone please update that!
Glossy Taco by CowSovereign July 30, 2017

glossy taco 

A clear top coat for a nail usually over holo
Put a glossy taco on that shit
glossy taco by Holosexual666 July 17, 2017

glossy taco 

What simplynailogical calls a glossy top coat for on top of nail polish.
I'm going to put some glossy taco on my nail.
glossy taco by Lk321 July 17, 2017

Taco Jesus 

When a female is ravished and starving, because her man has fucked her brains out for hours, yet she can’t even move To get nourishment because of how hard she has been dicked down.......and out of nowhere her BF brings her a fresh, home made taco, warmed, and on a plate, w napkin, for her to consume in bed. Taco Jesus
1. I was laying there stunned, and then the next thing I know, like a sign from above....there is a hot man, handing me a perfectly warm and delicious taco......Taco Jesus had arrived.

2. Do you know how many women would kill for just one night with Taco Jesus, honey you better wake up, and marry that man. That shit don’t happen anymore with fuckboys and Opie’s everywhere!
Taco Jesus by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 20, 2019
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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