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tftm 

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Acronym for Thanks For The Memories, rapidly becoming an internet colloquialism. It's generally appended to a winning remark to enhance a user's satisfaction upon victory over a situation.

The phrase is also a play on the Fall Out Boy single "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs".
AkiraBoss: you only won cause i have a noob team and bad lag
AkiraBoss: wanna 1v1 and i'll show you who's noob?
modestdude: gg tftm

JellyBurger: i'm not a feeder if my score is 3-12
AnyoneWithABrain: rofl gg tftm
tftm by Zhe Wang August 3, 2007
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TFTM 

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Acronym for Too Fat To Masturbate, a horrifying condition in which a person is too fat and disgusting to get themselves off.
When you have to dip yourself in flour first, you're TFTM
TFTM by GrammerCat January 9, 2009
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TFTM 

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An abbreviation for “the fuck thou mean,” used in the same context as “the fuck you mean.”
“You can’t just make up new words!”

“TFTM?!”
TFTM by lxvleycorpse May 26, 2025
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Respectfully 

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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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