tftm

Acronym for Thanks For The Memories, rapidly becoming an internet colloquialism. It's generally appended to a winning remark to enhance a user's satisfaction upon victory over a situation.

The phrase is also a play on the Fall Out Boy single "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs".

AkiraBoss: you only won cause i have a noob team and bad lag
AkiraBoss: wanna 1v1 and i'll show you who's noob?
modestdude: gg tftm

JellyBurger: i'm not a feeder if my score is 3-12
AnyoneWithABrain: rofl gg tftm

tftm by Zhe Wang August 3, 2007

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TFTM

Acronym for Too Fat To Masturbate, a horrifying condition in which a person is too fat and disgusting to get themselves off.

When you have to dip yourself in flour first, you're TFTM

TFTM by GrammerCat January 9, 2009

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TFTM

An abbreviation for “the fuck thou mean,” used in the same context as “the fuck you mean.”

“You can’t just make up new words!”

“TFTM?!”

TFTM by lxvleycorpse May 26, 2025

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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