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TFTM
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Acronym for
Too Fat
To Masturbate, a
horrifying
condition in which a person is
too fat
and disgusting to get themselves off.
When you have to
dip
yourself in
flour
first
, you're TFTM
by
GrammerCat
January 09, 2009
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birthaversary
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A misspelled concatenation of "birthday" and "
anniversary
", primarily used by
illiterate
slobs
.
Happy
Birthaversary
to
my sweet
BFF
!
by
GrammerCat
January 09, 2009
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