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Acronym for Too Fat To Masturbate, a horrifying condition in which a person is too fat and disgusting to get themselves off.

When you have to dip yourself in flour first, you're TFTM

by GrammerCat January 09, 2009

A misspelled concatenation of "birthday" and "anniversary", primarily used by illiterate slobs.

Happy Birthaversary to my sweet BFF!

by GrammerCat January 09, 2009