Definitions by GrammerCat

birthaversary

A misspelled concatenation of "birthday" and "anniversary", primarily used by illiterate slobs.

Happy Birthaversary to my sweet BFF!

birthaversary by GrammerCat January 9, 2009

TFTM 

Acronym for Too Fat To Masturbate, a horrifying condition in which a person is too fat and disgusting to get themselves off.

When you have to dip yourself in flour first, you're TFTM

TFTM by GrammerCat January 9, 2009