texplain

When asked a question by text that has an answer too long to explain in a text.

I was texting with Kimberly yesterday and she asked why I couldn't hang out later. Between working late, getting a flat tire and breaking up with my boyfriend I told her the reason was way too long to "texplain" and that I would call her later.

by Simone13 December 1, 2010

texplain

To attempt to convey any concept of significant via some texting aparatus. This attempt is inevitably confounded by the limits of undersized digital buttons, autocorrection of words, numerous spelling errors, and the distance between the explainer and explanee.

Let's meet and talk about this; I simply can't texplain it!

by ElSol2018 October 15, 2018

TEXPLAIN.

TEXPLAIN. When texting is not practical because the message will take too many words to explain or it’s confusing, you simply ask the other person to, “Call me. it’s too hard to texplain.”

TEXPLAIN. When texting is not practical because the message will take too many words to explain or it’s confusing, you simply ask the other person to, “Call me. it’s too hard to texplain.”

by Jboonewalker December 29, 2019

textplain

explaining something to someone in detail via text message

Tracy: Dude, how did you end up naked on the beach last night?
Adam: I would tell you now but it's just way too long, I don't feel like textplaining it

by AdamAAAfzali October 9, 2008

textplain

When something is too hard to explain over text messages and is better to be told in person.

Frank: "Dude, my mom just called the cops on me."
Brett: "Wow, why?"
Frank: "Too hard to textplain, I'll tell you at school."

by madkid January 10, 2010

Textplain

When somebody tells you something interesting through an instant messaging system or text message and you need them to explain what happened but don't feel like calling them (probably because you're lazy).

Jennifer: "ZOMG Becky! Guess what? Jason and Anne had sex and now Anne is pregnant!"

Patty: "Well.. I'm not Becky but Textplain what happened! I thought they hated each other!"

by Casiél Wintermoon December 28, 2010

texsplain

To explain something over texts

Texting...

Friend 1: what happened man?
Friend 2: too much to texsplain. Call me.

by moemoeeee April 9, 2010