Teti 

Daddy, but in Tongan

Guy 1: " Who's this?"

Guy 2: "This is my girl."
Girl:" No, he is my teti."

Teti by 12pissoff12 September 19, 2016

Teti 

Teti is beautiful, and is someone that is great to talk to. She understands from different perspectives and will be there for you and always help you. Teti is also really generous. Teti is a great friend and person to have in your life.

Talk to Teti she’s great to talk to!

Teti by thee.tea November 27, 2020

Teti 

A synonym to the word bathroom

Good, now that you are back, I will now use the teti

Teti by d42189 May 26, 2010

Teti 

An exhilirating action done for the sheer purpose of entertainment or "shock and awe" factor.

- Teaching a younger child words like Bukkake, strawberry shortcake and Dirty Sanchez
- Getting so drunk you say/do stupid things and dont remember a thing in morning
- Leaving an impression by laughter with anyone that you hang out with.

Person 1: Dude, I just did a teti.
Person 2: You got balls man, you got balls.

Teti by Numero Uno August 20, 2006

Teti 

Dad (in Tongan)

Aunty: Where's your teti (dad)
Me: Oh teti (dad) is at the store

Teti by anonymous May 2, 2022

Teti 

Teti is a beautiful woman often seen wearing little clothes and prefers Outa and trackies

Damn that girl must be Teti, she so fine

Teti by JackieChannie April 28, 2025

James Teti 

A gay boy named James who goes by Jimmy and would have no friends if not for his humorous appearance. He was raised in New Jersey and an avid supporter of the Catholic church. He is blatantly condescending and purposefully utilizes large words in order to separate himself from the lesser privileged. He has inherited the wealth of his father just to waste it on Dorico 5 in order to pursue his foolish dreams of becoming the next Arvo Pärt. He will not succeed.

James Teti is a bitch ass whore.

James Teti by Mike Boob March 30, 2025