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An awkward British boy who considers himself american.
Tmalls asked out the girl, however she denied due to him being foreign.
Tmalls by NY.Giants.Thumb March 5, 2015

tallstaffed 

Another word for being cock slapped
Bitch wouldnt shut up so I tallstaffed her cross the mouth.
tallstaffed by zeldafan678 December 12, 2009
Noble, strong leader of windclan. better cat than Pinestar and better leader than Bramblestar. Nobody tops Tallstar.
"I know Tallstar he will KILL you"
Tallstar by JimmytheJimster February 4, 2018

Jenna Talls 

Jenna Talls is a name you use in science class because it sounds like Genitals.
In the body, we see the reproductive organs called Jenna Talls.
Jenna Talls by Sans Spiritus June 5, 2017

Tballing 

Tballing is the act of gently and covertly placing ones balls on a potential mates leg\knee while at a bar or some other gathering.
Terry was tballing some girl last night at the bar.
Tballing by Spacehog3080 July 8, 2010

johnny tallsocks

Someone who wears shorts that are too short and socks that are too tall. Almost always a white guy who works out, or thinks they are in shape.
I had to leave the library after Johnny Tallsocks sat down next to me.
johnny tallsocks by NASA_CRX May 20, 2008
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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