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TAlila

Person who is in love with Nitch, got rejected by every woman on earth. TAlila has a power and his power is being able to Type Like This without having a stroke every 4 Minutes. TAlila is super autistic and has brain cancer that is so powerful the doctors had to throw out the hospital. TAlila is son to a E-Guy named Thire, Dimtri is the guy he is having a affair with cheating on his E-Gurl Rachel who is the best person Ever. TAlila plays CWRP and SlaveRP in his free time. He watches The Office every day and The Office is the best show ever.
dude seriously you need help -Nitch
dude seriously you need help -Thire
bro seriously get a life -Appo
The fuck goes through your head -JustBFrank

BRO TALILA STOP TRYING TO GET NITCHS ABS - Everyone

?kick TAlila Being gay -Thire
TAlila by TAlila March 24, 2019
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The Tyrant of Tallahassee

The Tyrant of Tallahassee — Another name for Pudding Fingers; The Great Right Nope; Ron DeSantis.
Ron DeSantis A.K.A. The Tyrant of Tallahassee; Pudding Fingers; and The Great White Nope has to be the most awkward political candidate on the planet!!!!

American Taliban 

A U.S. citizen and traitorous idiot who was captured in Afghanistan at the start of the war there against the Taliban after the 9/11 attacks. Real name John Walker Lindh, born in Washington D.C., he became radicalized and converted to Islam as a teen, then went to the Mideast to train and fight along with the Taliban punks against the U.S.

Could also refer to any U.S. citizen or resident who lives/lived or was born in the U.S. but becomes a radicalized Muslim and joins forces with the foreign Taliban or Taliban-related group, against the U.S.
I'm worried about Jimmy and his sudden strange behaviors, proclaiming Sharia Law and booking trips to the Mideast for "education." I hope he won't become another American Taliban.
American Taliban by itaintallthat January 22, 2014

Talibanization 

1. Instilling radicalism into the young generation

2. The calculated use of violence against civilians in order to attain ulterior goals that are both political and religious in nature, which is always done through deliberate act of terrorism, intimidation or coercion.
Afghan administration banned underhand Quranic schools used for talibanization of the young children.
Talibanization by Abdi Mahad October 20, 2012

Tallahassee Tapout 

Traditional sex maneuver that's performed while in the 69 position. Quickly and without notice wrap your legs around the woman's neck and begin breaking wind until she taps out and/or passes out.
Nothing out of the ordinary officer, but it might be related to me giving her the Tallahassee Tapout. Will she be ok?
Tallahassee Tapout by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

Tallahassee Night Train 

The act of ejaculating into a sock and then hitting someone in the face with said soiled sock. This act is preferably done while yelling "BOOM! T.N.T.!" at the moment of impact (the T.N.T. of course standing for "Tallahassee Night Train").

It is advised that any victim of a Tallahassee Night Train must well and truly deserve it, otherwise any repercusions experienced later by the perpitrator at the hands of the victim is completely legal, in accordance with the Standard Dude Code. (Section 3-32C - "If you hit anyone in the face with your jizz, they better deserve it, or they have the full right to kick your ass.")
"Oh man. Eddie found out Lance banged his girlfriend last night. So he dumped her and gave him a Tallahassee Night Train."

"Damn, that's harsh. Well...at least Lance deserved it."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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