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Tosalmon 

A person who is sitting next to you on the bus and can't resist the temptation of picking their nose.
Matt: I can't believe I had to endure a bus journey with that Tosalmon.
Anuj: I know right man, that was disgusting!
Tosalmon by Chappy69 May 12, 2015
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Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake, drug that will make your mind blow chunks into the milky way. Drug featured on animated television show Metalocalypse in the Snake-N-Barrels episode. User will undergo complete loss of all memory, brain washing them into zombies to be reprogramed.
Can I interest you fellas to some TASALS, it will totally blow your mind.
TASALS by Cthuhlu October 28, 2010

TaksaliNihung 

A chitta consuming khotya who spams every thread talking about sikh valour and importance of langaar.
I saw a TaksaliNihung today who couldn't stop his blabbering
TaksaliNihung by RyanChoi September 27, 2020

tacosalad 

when a girl with a meat curtain is getting drilled by a guy with chode lettuce
that girl jenn has a sloppy meat curtain and the rj kid has a ton of chode lettuce so they are making a tacosalad every time they bang! GROSS!
tacosalad by bigP187 March 2, 2010

Tiajuana Tacosalad 

The sexual act of eating out a puked in vagina. You take a few shots of Tequilla, force yourself to puke, aim for the pussy, then eat your puke out of the girls pussy.
Joe-I'm going to give my wife the most meaningful Tiajuana Tacosalad tonight.

Juan-Oh, that sounds good. I think I'm going to go drink some beer.

Joe-She really deserves it, I think shes tried of always sucking my dick. Its her turn for some pleasure.
Tiajuana Tacosalad by titsmacgeee December 31, 2010

Tosalmon 

A person who is sitting next to you on the bus and can't resist the temptation of picking their nose.
Matt: I can't believe I had to endure a bus journey with that Tosalmon.
Anuj: I know right man, that was disgusting!
Tosalmon by Chappy69 May 12, 2015
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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