TASALS

Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake, drug that will make your mind blow chunks into the milky way. Drug featured on animated television show Metalocalypse in the Snake-N-Barrels episode. User will undergo complete loss of all memory, brain washing them into zombies to be reprogramed.

Can I interest you fellas to some TASALS, it will totally blow your mind.

by Cthuhlu October 28, 2010

Tasalii

Coolest furrie. Ever.

by Beep August 6, 2003

Mexican Stomping Tasels

The offical "titie tasel" of eastern Massachusetts, used commonly in schools during break time and used often in Boston for important buisness meetings. Made in Mexico and only sold in Eastern Massachusetts.

John: "Hey Marty, did you bring your Mexican Stomping Tasels for this interview?"

Marty:"O shit, looks like im fucked"

by NickwiththeTasels January 18, 2009

tavalsky

It doesn't matter what hes like, or where he is from, just please god never ask him where the center of mass of a doughnut is. Please.

"Hey Tavalsky, where is the center of mass of a doughnut?" "Oh god oh fuck jesus christ no"

by Okay #pseudonym January 14, 2020

tasalei

She is a fatty bumbalati and will die in hell she can go fuck a cow

I hate that Tasalei bully!

by PooInMyShoe October 1, 2020

Tasal

An incredibly sexy and smart man who gets all the girls he has ever wanted but yet hasn't got any girls in his life but trust me he can get them, I think

"who was that hot and sexy and smart guy you were with?"

"Oh him, that's just tasal"

by Tasal June 21, 2021

Tasala

The most beautiful person in the whole entire world. Smart, funny, loyal, and basically perfect. She is everything you would ever want to be and more.

Wow Tasala is really perfect

by happyurban November 23, 2021