TADS

Touching Another Dude Softly

Usually a persistent syndrome when a man grabs, caresses, pats, or otherwise makes uncomfortably gentle contact with another man, usually while engaged in conversation. While TADS may be socially unacceptable (acceptable man-to-man contact includes various forms of handshakes, punches, slaps on the back, etc.), it is also inappropriate to alert someone with TADS about their condition. Because of this, a man with TADS must unknowingly suffer with the disorder for his entire life.

TADS can only be avoided by distancing oneself from the carrier. TADS is not contagious. No medications are currently available to lessen the symptoms of TADS, but alcohol is known to worsen them.
"Dude, Bob kept rubbing my shoulders when he was talking to me before. What's up with that?"

"It's not his fault, man. He has TADS."
by greendazed86 April 02, 2009
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when someone is being a little bitch then you call them a tad-tad
Bitch: Hey guys I have a 420 gauge shotgun

You:Hey you fuckin tad-tad that's impossible
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Terrific Awesome Dudes, not Terrible Ass Dicks
Natalia: Oh hey tad
Maddie: Hey tad
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A really nice dude always chill, a shoulder to cry on, always smells good always looks good. May not be boyfriend material but always a true and honest friend.
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The state that one becomes when they get high from marijuana. Originated from the phrase " getting retarded", however, much cooler people refer to it as being "tadded".
Sometimes when one gets extremely high it is called "way too tadded", but when someone gets even higher it is called "mega ultra tadded".
"Hey man I'm way too tadded right now"

"Too bad your not ultra mega tadded" said Mach.
by MachMach May 10, 2010
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Boy 1: Did you hear how bad Aaron's TAD was last weekend?
Boy 2: Yeah. He was in the emergency room for two hours getting his pink sock taken care of.
by MellonMachine November 15, 2010
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