tads 

Thats A Damn Shame

Your grandmother: Tads/Thats A Damn Shame

tads by Bums735 August 29, 2011

TADS 

Touching Another Dude Softly

Usually a persistent syndrome when a man grabs, caresses, pats, or otherwise makes uncomfortably gentle contact with another man, usually while engaged in conversation. While TADS may be socially unacceptable (acceptable man-to-man contact includes various forms of handshakes, punches, slaps on the back, etc.), it is also inappropriate to alert someone with TADS about their condition. Because of this, a man with TADS must unknowingly suffer with the disorder for his entire life.

TADS can only be avoided by distancing oneself from the carrier. TADS is not contagious. No medications are currently available to lessen the symptoms of TADS, but alcohol is known to worsen them.

"Dude, Bob kept rubbing my shoulders when he was talking to me before. What's up with that?"

"It's not his fault, man. He has TADS."

TADS by greendazed86 April 2, 2009

tads 

all that is tight or rad

those legs are tads as fuck

tads by maxtreme August 8, 2008

Tads 

A person who is "maitim"

Hey, did you go to the beach last weekend? Your skin is so Tads!

Tads by huggablebear June 16, 2018

Tads Abby 

A flat chested mammal as tall as a giraffe and with a fringe bigger than most peoples future

Ha that’s Tads Abby what a dutttty sight

Tads Abby by Onshore Chicken January 9, 2019

tads dick 

24inch bbc that can penetrate through walls and a 2 year old stinky tuna

ohh yea tads dick is so huge

tads dick by Big nick fag September 23, 2020

Kat Tads love 

definition of a person truly amazing , can be described only in poetry , so pretty she makes your eyes pop out like cartoons , so sweet she gives days a lovely flavor, her smile so bright you learn what perfect means ,so wonderful she makes life better . she has eyes admiring her and a boy so obsessed you'd only hear their love in fairy tales .
loves cozy and tasty dates , is a good listener and good comforter , amazing partner Tad rates her ♾/10

Kat Tads Love : *exists*
Tad: awooga meow

Kat Tads love by Tad kats bitch October 17, 2022