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Téthys is the most iconic girl you'll ever meet. I mean she literally has the name of a goddess. She always smells like heaven, with gorgeous curly hair and enigmatic black eyes. Her voice is low and rocky, a sound you'd want to hear on repeat. Unfortunately for you, unless you pique her interest, she won't talk to you. In groups, she barely speaks. You might think she's the most mysterious girl on earth when, in reality, she's mostly socially anxious and undergoing adderall treatment. However, this only enhances the perception of her mystery. If you're fortunate enough to gain access to her, it means you're a remarkable person—congratulations. She possesses quiet strength, always calm and unbothered, but don't push her, or prepare yourself to go through the most humbling and life-questioning experience you've ever had. Extremely loyal, she is also funny, smart as hell and insanely attractive. She's literally everyone's crush. But good luck getting her attention; sometimes it feels like she has adhd or something. Her style is UNMATCHED; it always looks iconic, hot, and extremely cool. When meeting her, you'll always both feel nervous because of her intimidating beauty, but also chill and safe because of her soothing voice, her heart of gold, and her unjudgmental eyes. In short, she's the catch. You'll be the luckiest person if you ever get to have her in your life. Don't try to win her heart tho. It will piss her off.
Brad Pitt: I have a crush on someone... but I think she's out of my league.
Girl : ?? bro you're Brad Pitt no one is out of your league.
Brad Pitt: It's Téthys.
Girl : No one except Téthys.
Téthys by maddzmaddie January 29, 2024
Words you can keep
large USUALLY DISGUSTING FAT man breast
thatd dude dosent have titys he heas TETAYS!
Related Words
1)Techys is the Plural form of Techy
2)A term used to refer to people who are interested in technology almost to the point of obsession.
3)People that are extremely knowledgeable about Information Technology. These individuals generally have built custom CPU towers that run a opensource OS from either a UNIX or Linux thread. As well as spend Much of there free time researching new Computer technologies.

4)Techys is a term that "Computer Nerds" may use to refer to themself or other "Computer Nerds" but may not be used by others (Kind of like the equivalent to the N word for "Computer Nerds") It is derogatory for non Techys to refer to others as a Techys.

*Can also be spelled "Techies" ((however the "Teamsters" that work back stage at theaters are now using the term "Techies" to try and dissociate them selves with the teamsters that work on film sets.)Not cool!!! real Techies/Techys have come up with pretty much every major advancement in the technological field for the last 40+years. without them you wouldn't have the computerized lighting and sound systems that you use todays. that would make your jobs a lot harder. So please respect the title)
Techy 1: Hi I need a patch to make a new Barracuda HDD work with freenas v0.68
Techy 2: check with the other techys using that OS
or
Techy 1: Hi I'm new @ this forum but am comp lit and do consider my self to be a Techy but guess we're all techys here
or
non-techy 1: look at those new kids over there there so lame
non-techy 2: yeah I heard there part of the Computer Club what techys
techys by DCBoy June 6, 2010
A person who rips big cones
terhyss by FlyHawk November 22, 2021
Superior being
You are Terhyss
Terhyss by FlyHawk November 22, 2021
Hes a king of his own,such a big leader to all people that looks up towards him.
hes a loyal and handsome guy.he attracts girls with his eyes and the way he is .
Woah is that tethyn?
tethyn by anonymous November 23, 2021
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