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Short for System Control. It truly means an utter waste of life, oxygen, space and time. Where someone is assigned with no other purpose but to just take space.

A. Lincoln
I'd rather be on a currency that cost more to manufacture that waste my life on SYSCON. Abraham Lincoln.
SYSCON by Watch Chief May 24, 2017
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A speech made in years 7, 8, 9 and 10 of an Oxfordshire school. People spend time on them and generally find them to be the single worst experience of their life. Watching them is perhaps one of the most tedious exercises anyone can participate in with the rare exception of a good speech, such as those made by many year 10 students in Spring 2010.
Did you hear McGazza's syson ? It was epic.
Goetz scared me with his syson.
Mark's syson was on the moon landings being faked. What an idiothole!
Syson by McGazza May 29, 2010
Sysoon!
sysoon by WOXX August 5, 2008
Systous - Cyst-Us
I highly evolved internet identity. Consisting of two melded terms

System: In general, anything that unifies more than one thing or organizes them. Eg: health care system, etc.)

and

Cyst: a spore like cell with a resistant, protective wall.)
A) I think I caught a computer virus
B) Why's that?
A) Systous told me
B) When?
A) Right before my computer caught fire
Systous by Systous April 10, 2009
Systom derives from the word "System" and the name "Thomas" which when formed, will create a Systom. A Systom is similar to a system, but this system is a living being as if it were a person, an entity like a System. (Deus Ex Machina if you will.)
"I hacked a computer with Systom."

"I played on Xbox Live with Systom."

"I see Systom on myspace and on AIM."

"I sometimes check out that dot org of Systom."
Systom by Systom March 31, 2009
to bring someone to book, to punish
He needs some systom right now
systom by storm29 October 13, 2021