Systom

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Systom derives from the word "System" and the name "Thomas" which when formed, will create a Systom. A Systom is similar to a system, but this system is a living being as if it were a person, an entity like a System. (Deus Ex Machina if you will.)

"I hacked a computer with Systom."

"I played on Xbox Live with Systom."

"I see Systom on myspace and on AIM."

"I sometimes check out that dot org of Systom."

Systom by Systom March 31, 2009

Words you can keep

systom

to bring someone to book, to punish

He needs some systom right now

systom by storm29 October 13, 2021

system-suckers

Parasitical freeloaders that do not want to support themselves and live off taxpayer funded programs run by government agencies.

I'm tired of busting my ass working for a living, it would be easier being one of them system-suckers.

system-suckers by jpg3 April 26, 2015

lmfaotic system

when your lymphatic system is lmfao

Eddy: I just got a 26/40 on the physics test
Joe: Lmfaotic system

lmfaotic system by AlbertiBass November 8, 2018

Buzz Numbering System

The system of counting used by Buzz, the fat older jock brother in Home Alone.

Basically it's useful, if you want to list three things. Instead of 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C...

A, 2 and D are used.

a) I'm not that lucky
2) We have smoke detectors.
d) We live in the most boring street in the United States, where nothing remotely interesting will *EVER* happen, period.

Buzz Numbering System by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 25, 2003

cat distribution system

When you're the chosen one by the universe and you are given a cat, usually a stray cat that appears out of the blue.

"I was just on break outside at work and this cat came and laid on my lap! Must be the cat distribution system"

cat distribution system by MrTeriyakiS February 20, 2023

Anti Terrorism Honor System

An anti terrorism honor system is where you get honored for getting high marks in school for being strongly opposed to terrorism.

Our school is strongly opposed to terrorism and we take great pride in our anti terrorism honor system.

Anti Terrorism Honor System by PWS27 April 21, 2017

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026