Sympathy blow

A blowjob for a person that is just having a real bad streak and has been down on their luck. Usually a situation where the blower feels bad and wants to do something good for the blowee.

Person 1: "What's wrong?"

Person 2: "Everything's been going wrong lately."

Person 1: "Might I offer you a sympathy blow in these trying times?"

Sympathy blow by J . D . R . March 4, 2018

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Sympathy blow

When some one is sad or you did something to someone and then you give them a blow job to make up for it(creds to abria)

"MY bf was mad at me so I gave him a sympathy blow."

Sympathy blow by anonymous August 5, 2022

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Sympathy blowjob

A sympathy blowjob is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob out of sympathy for example he has no sex life what so ever and his mates take the piss out of him.

"Did she give you the sympathy blowjob then mate? "

Sympathy blowjob by Greenpug123 May 1, 2016

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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