Syllie

A victorian ghost

Oh my goodness did you just see that syllie?

Syllie by Anonymous October 28, 2003

syllie

noun A shortened version of syllable.
adjective Having a lot of syllables.

1. This word has five syllies!
2. How come this book is so syllie?

syllie by Unnamed15GD March 14, 2026

Sallie Mae 

The feudal overlord of thousands of naive and idealistic American college students who were susceptible to visions of grandeur about a great-paying job over the rainbow once they have a degree. Occasionally one out of hundred succeed paying off their debt, but most opt for deferments, and kicking the debt down the road in vain.

Dupes graduate with a bachelor's degree, and believe their misfortune, lack of income, and debt problems can be alleviated by borrowing more money and pursuing a graduate degree as they contract more debt. This usually proves vain.

Since student loan debt cannot be discharged legally in bankruptcy proceedings, the only solution for many students is getting a scarce gov't job with a loan forgiveness option, joining the military, committing suicide, or emigration to a foreign country.

The rationale for guaranteed loans emanates from the notion that the state subsidizing the cost of education somehow makes it cheaper. In reality, making gov't loan guarantees and six-figure credit ceilings available to a demographic of mostly 18 to 25 year-olds, who have limited work and credit history distorts the marketplace. If colleges had to take that demographic as they were without the gov't subsidized loans, colleges would be compelled to control their costs, and be more affordable. Cost inflation of tuition prices is institutionalized at 5-6% per annum.

Ryan screwed the pooch. He borrowed $80 grand from Sallie Mae to pay for his bachelors of art degree in Government. Then as his job fortunes worsened, he had this naive idea he could be an educator in the middle of a recession, so he got a masters of arts in history only to realize the colleges and public schools do not have any openings. Now he's going to have to move to Canada to escape his hopeless debt.

Sallie Mae by feudalserf August 29, 2012

Simping for sallie 

When you are so sad that you simp for an online person you don't even know in real life

Person 1: I saw someone simping for Sallie on discord
Person 2: cringe

Simping for sallie by Alveoli gas exchange November 18, 2020

Sylvie 

Gorgeous. She has beautiful eyes and is possibly the best person you will ever meet. She is very nice and funny, but thinks her jokes are lame. She's extremely popular and has a perfect body and face it's crazy. Sylvie is flawless and she's an amazing friend who will always be there for you:) you can trust her with anything

Guy one: dayummmm who's dat shawty

Guy two: sylvie? No bro she's got guys lined up around the block for her

Sylvie by Xxooxx October 22, 2013

Sylvie 

Sylvie is a very artistic individual who prefers more calming hobbies. She is warm hearted and cares for everyone around her, unless a someone doesn’t care back. She may seem somewhat shy at first but if you truly get to know her you’ll realize that she’s super immature and goofy. Just be careful though because a Sylvie could be easily torn down by words, but she’ll recover so don’t even try..

Oh my god I just met Sylvie the other day and she was slightly shy, but today she just really made me laugh!

Sylvie by Idefc12345 April 2, 2018

Sleepy Sillies 

noun. uncontrollable laughter when over tired. the unit will laugh at even the stupidest things and may respond with harsh words that don't even make sense. the unit may even result in throwing things

During the late hours of the eve, Peter cannot help but have the sleepy sillies and whip books at his wives.

Sleepy Sillies by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010