Sydney Sloat 

Sydney Sloat is the most gorgeous girl you’ll ever meet. She’s highly desirable with many men chasing her. She’s shy but also outgoing, when she walks into a room people stop and stare that’s how stunning she is. When she’s talking to you she’ll make you feel like you’re the only person in the world. If you are ever lucky enough to get the chance to date Sydney never let her go you’ll never find another like her. She is a star student always working her ass off yet she still makes the time to be with the one she loves. A woman to envy. She will rock your world like it’s never been rocked before, she’s the sexiest, most drop dead gorgeous girl you’ll ever find. She can adapt to almost any situation in a moments notice always being the peace keeper and keeping her friends from doing stupid shit. An exceptional athlete Sydney excels at any sport she tries. You can’t help but falling in love with her.

I can’t believe I’m dating Sydney Sloat I’m the luckiest man alive!!!

Sydney Sloat by One lucky fella October 21, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012