Swtiris

Swtiris is the god of basketball... You better stay out of his way and don't make jokes about how slim he is.

-Swtiris: I'm the best basketball player in tha world
-person2: No bro look how slim you are ahhahahaha.

Swtiris by Chop Daniel November 20, 2021

Premature Satirisation 

making jokes about topical situations before it becomes socially acceptable

"that joke was too soon man"
"hey what can I say, I suffer from premature satirisation"

Premature Satirisation by kiwiluke July 24, 2014

sotiris 

Gangster Greek God that pimps hoes.

david: I get some because I'm a Sotiris

sotiris by Sonia Ashraf July 1, 2008

satirist 

A person who practises or is an expert in satire

Melisa can make anyone laugh with her complex verbage. Some people say she is a satirist.

satirist by Jonathan Armstrong July 12, 2007

Sotiris 

A man who never wins on any bet, ever. Sometimes called the "Bucket"

Sotiris had Chelsea gg & over 2.5.
The game ended 0-1

Sotiris by 76gh58 November 20, 2021

Sotiris 

Sotiris,where to start?Sotiris is an amazing guy with an awesome personality.If you know a Sotiris you're so lucky.His heart is pure gold,he will always try to protect you and cheer you up.He might seem tough at first but when he starts trusting you he will be as sweet as a baby.If you have a Sotiris in your life either as a friend or as something more don't ever hurt his feelings,he might say it's okay and he already forgot about it but deep down he will be hurting and he doesn't deserve that.And let's not forget how gorgeous Sotiris always is.

Me:Mom I met a Sotiris today!
Her:Oh I'm sure he must be a great guy

Sotiris by Puppies07 November 27, 2021

Sotiris 

Sotiris: -greek name of a modern fuckboy
Definition: -name

For example Sotiris is always fucking new bitches every day (he is a fucker or Sotiris)

Sotiris by PoutanasGios November 21, 2021