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Sword Fish 

sworD fisH just pwned you.
Sword Fish by Elite Wraith November 27, 2004

Sword fish of doom 

The sword fish of doom was created during the homoerectus period and still survives today. Preying on the small moon children of the pacific it strikes fear into the heart of all in its presence.
"Dear God the sword fish of doom is brutally penetrating that small boy from the sweatshops of the opressed city of Urkaduramuhumajihad."

Swordfight 

When 2 erect dudes sling out their dicks and bang them together like a sword fight. Whoever releases jizz first wins (jizz must be about 5 mL to qualify)
Dude me and Fred had a swordfight last night! I won!

That’s Uncle Dale, me and him had a swordfight the other day
Swordfight by turtlepenis 64 May 24, 2019
A type of fish only consumed by wealthy physicians as coined in 2012 by consensus at Georgetown School of Medicine
"When i was growing up i was always like, why do a lot of doctors live extravagantly, like drive mercedes and buy big ass houses...i thought medicine was a field of humility...now i find myself dreaming about swordfish dinners as i eat chinese food at my desk, where my chair is now indented perfectly to fit my ass" said Imraan while studying for his quarterly medical school exams.
swordfish by GtownMed2015 December 9, 2012

swordfight 

Fighting with swords, you horn dogs!
The two warriors were engaged in a vicious swordfight.
swordfight by WeWillAllDieSoon October 16, 2020

chocolate swordfish 

After anal sex when your dick is covered in shit.
When JC was done butt fucking KP he looked down and realized he had a chocolate swordfish.

Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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