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sword fish

I wish I was as good as sword fish
by Urban Cowboy November 27, 2004
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Sword Fish

sworD fisH just pwned you.
by Elite Wraith November 27, 2004
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Sword fish of doom

The sword fish of doom was created during the homoerectus period and still survives today. Preying on the small moon children of the pacific it strikes fear into the heart of all in its presence.
"Dear God the sword fish of doom is brutally penetrating that small boy from the sweatshops of the opressed city of Urkaduramuhumajihad."
by Alistair montgomery September 21, 2005
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Swordfight

When 2 erect dudes sling out their dicks and bang them together like a sword fight. Whoever releases jizz first wins (jizz must be about 5 mL to qualify)
Dude me and Fred had a swordfight last night! I won!

That’s Uncle Dale, me and him had a swordfight the other day
by turtlepenis 64 May 24, 2019
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swordfish

A type of fish only consumed by wealthy physicians as coined in 2012 by consensus at Georgetown School of Medicine
"When i was growing up i was always like, why do a lot of doctors live extravagantly, like drive mercedes and buy big ass houses...i thought medicine was a field of humility...now i find myself dreaming about swordfish dinners as i eat chinese food at my desk, where my chair is now indented perfectly to fit my ass" said Imraan while studying for his quarterly medical school exams.
by GtownMed2015 December 9, 2012
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swordfight

Fighting with swords, you horn dogs!
The two warriors were engaged in a vicious swordfight.
by WeWillAllDieSoon October 16, 2020
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chocolate swordfish

After anal sex when your dick is covered in shit.
When JC was done butt fucking KP he looked down and realized he had a chocolate swordfish.

Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.
by AlaskanPoet June 16, 2018
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