Swoozie

When someone lets out a fart that they've been holding in and a little poop slips out.

"I sneezed really hard and had a swoozie man where's the bathroom?"

by Basedmonkey March 16, 2015

maryan

Usually goes my Mary or mother Mary. Has beautiful,exotic features and is model material with a tall, lean figure. She has DSL (dick sucking lips) and is willing to get down low with them. A Maryan loves chicken and can eat it whenever, wherever.

My nigga, all I gots to get me is a Maryan, and I'm all set.

Damn! Yo did you see that Maryan passing by?

by Basedmonkey June 01, 2014

Shirhan

Beautiful, sexy monster that is easy on the eyes but not so easy in bed. She is wild as fuck and parties like there's no tomorrow. Hobbies include grinding, licking, and moving that body.

guy: Shawty what you name is?
~Shirhan.
Guy: ooh lord can I have yo numba?

by Basedmonkey June 01, 2014