Definitions by Basedmonkey

Swoozie 

When someone lets out a fart that they've been holding in and a little poop slips out.

"I sneezed really hard and had a swoozie man where's the bathroom?"

Swoozie by Basedmonkey March 15, 2015

maryan 

Usually goes my Mary or mother Mary. Has beautiful,exotic features and is model material with a tall, lean figure. She has DSL (dick sucking lips) and is willing to get down low with them. A Maryan loves chicken and can eat it whenever, wherever.

My nigga, all I gots to get me is a Maryan, and I'm all set.

Damn! Yo did you see that Maryan passing by?

maryan by Basedmonkey May 31, 2014

Shirhan 

Beautiful, sexy monster that is easy on the eyes but not so easy in bed. She is wild as fuck and parties like there's no tomorrow. Hobbies include grinding, licking, and moving that body.

guy: Shawty what you name is?
~Shirhan.
Guy: ooh lord can I have yo numba?

Shirhan by Basedmonkey May 31, 2014