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sloozie patrol

n. A pack of attractive, athletic males hunting for groups of loosely dressed females who generally lack self-respect, morals, and/or common values. Most often found working social environments such as nightclubs, "downtown", 5th ave's, etc.
"We goin out tonight, son?"

"Fo sho kid, sloozie patrol is in full effect tonight. Let's do work! ...Shots?"

Bousie Sloozie 

'Bousie Sloozie' is short for 'bourgeoisie sloozie' (short version is pronounced: "boozy sloozy").

'Bourgeoisie' is used, typically in communist or socialist rhetoric, to refer to those who are better off, or the 'haves' (as opposed to the 'have-nots' -- i.e. 'the proletariat'). The bourgeoisie benefit from the capitalist economy, so they are heavily biased in favor of the prevailing system.

'Sloozie' is a combination of 'slut' and the old school 'floozie'.
A 'bousie sloozie' is someone who is a slut-floozie* for capitalism. This does not just mean sex for money or cultural capital, although that might apply. More often, such a person kisses major ass - indiscriminately - to climb socially in the class hierarchy.

*the difference is only in connotation and the fact that it's more fun to say. Floozie is not taken as seriously, and therefore cuts down slightly on the more negative connotations that can accompany 'slut' as used by the pigs who slut shame people who are just trying to be a little free.
"Chris Christie proved he is such a bousie sloozie by selling out for Trump."
"Who cares? She's a total bousie sloozie. All she cares about is class status."

Bougie Sloozie 

'Bougie Sloozie' is short for 'bourgeoisie sloozie' (short version is pronounced: "boo-gee slew-zee").

'Bourgeoisie' is used, typically in communist or socialist rhetoric, to refer to those who are better off, or the 'haves' (as opposed to the 'have-nots' -- i.e. 'the proletariat'). The bourgeoisie benefit from the capitalist economy, so they are heavily biased in favor of the prevailing system.

'Sloozie' is a combination of 'slut' and the old school 'floozie'.
A 'bougie sloozie' is someone who is a slut-floozie* for capitalism. This does not just mean sex for money or cultural capital, although that might apply. More often, such a person kisses major ass - indiscriminately - to climb socially in the class hierarchy.

*the difference is only in connotation and the fact that it's more fun to say. Floozie is not taken as seriously, and therefore cuts down slightly on the more negative connotations that can accompany 'slut' as used by the pigs who slut shame people who are just trying to be a little free.
"Chris Christie proved he is such a bougie sloozie by selling out for Trump."

"She's a total bougie sloozie. All she cares about is class status."
a classy way of saying slut
Talia is such a sloozey sometimes, she just can't control herself
sloozey by Talia Sherman June 12, 2007

Soozie RumA 

Derived from the Finnish word "susiruma", Soozie RumA is the act of abandoning one's cock in a flesh orifice to avoid confrontation for a quick out. Upon release, the cock will convulse violently like a lizard's tail providing the necessary distraction for escape. It is said that a faint pee hole cry can be heard after detachment.
Man! I had to Soozie RumA out of there when I found out she ate all my mentos(the freshmaker).

I have to apologize for my stubby dick. I had to Soozie RumA out of a very smelly and sticky situation last night.

Did you hear? That C*nt flushed my dick down the toilet after I Soozie RumA'd to go play black ops.
Soozie RumA by SoozieCUE May 22, 2021