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The act of swiping your hand, with a credit card motion, in the arse crack of fellow person.
Often practiced under the influence of alcohol.
Sometimes used as a way of getting someone’s attention on the dance floor, winding them up or just as a general flirtation.
A game invented by the infamous Ellie 'the terrorist'.

Also practiced by her partner in crime, Lucy 'the hutch'.
I can't believe she just swipecarded me
I'd love to swipecard that arse
Swipecarding is so much fun
Swipecard by Nevlar October 14, 2010
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swipe card 

Passing an object through someone's butt crack when they are not looking.
I took that badminton rackett and gave him a swipe card.
swipe card by Shawn Maglicic May 22, 2005
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Swipecident 

While using a dating app, one would mistakenly swipe right, thus resulting in an accidental match with an undesired person(s).
(in a derogatory term) “don’t flatter yourself, you were a swipecident”

(in general term) “I met this nice guy, who was coincidentally a swipecident lol”
Swipecident by Brandinooo October 7, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008