Swindond 

A total slag of a girl who is fucked by a gang of blokes at a party or night out and who the morning after is loving her new found fame amongst the group of guys.

Bloke to friend "Man we totally Swindond that girl last night she was a complete cum slut and loved every minute of it."

Girl to friend "Oh you wouldnt believe what happened to me last night? i met a group of footballers and was totally swindond, i loved it"

Swindond by William Robert December 9, 2008

Swindon Oil Change

The act of an individual acquiring hot gravy and pouring it down into their own urethra and then inserting a Kit Kat Chunky to fill the tube up.

Shortly after, when the time is right, the individual will take out the Kit Kat Chunky and the gravy will cascade everywhere.

"Ross, have you ever done The Swindon Oil Change before?"

Swindon Oil Change by Dyluxray June 7, 2020

swindon city 

best pro clubs team in the wild west. Universally celebrated every single year on a thursday at 5:61 pm. If u do not like swindon city death shall be upon thou spirit.

Super Cool kid: oh yh the other day i played against swindon city and lost what surprise. And my dad passed away

Gay nerd: yo thats kinda rad yo. Bit of a swindon ting uno. My mum fell of an airplane the other day. Lol she lost in the gulag
Super Cool Kid: becomes jesus

swindon city by big daddy j (ur moms lover) April 28, 2021

Swindon 

The only place in the world you can buy cocaine off of a 5 year old.

TV Narrator: "Hey, have you ever wanted to buy class-A drugs from a minor? Then come to SWINDON! Where mothers day is universally celebrated, and fathers day confuses everybody."

Swindon by Rhaegar_Uncle_of_Dragons July 19, 2014

swindon greb 

A greasy, long haired person who usually listens to screamo, metal and emo. Some times like to seem "in" with the trends so they listen to the "latest" hip hop song 2 months after its video has been relased. Wears dark clothes, normally band shirts. Hates scene kids and chavs. Complains about being labelled and then starts ranting about chavs. Sits on a wall at wyvern theatre and listens to music on their phone. Usually like to get stoned every weekend so they get 20 different people to chip in 50p to a 10 bag and then go and smoke it in queens park. Goes to town every weekend. They think they're badman. They're idea of a night out is to go to furnace night club and listen to local bands who cannot sing so they bree.

swindon greb1: hey, have you heard soulja boy's new song, crank dat?
swindon greb2: oh em gee yehh i love it
swindon greb1: you going furnace tonight?
swindon greb2: yehhh see you there

swindon greb by Spazzie April 13, 2008

Swindon 

Large Town and Borough in South West Engalnd. Famous for it's former GWR railway works.

a: Where do u live?
b: swindon

Swindon by dalj August 31, 2006

Swindonesque 

A word used to describe something very cheap or poor

"Did you see Bob's swindonesque old prius?"

Swindonesque by Thicc_doggo June 15, 2018