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swimonski by curtisnotjack November 20, 2021
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Siminski
The most bad ass polish clan ever. dont fuck with these guys cuz theyll kill your whole family for laughs
Siminski by big m bitch February 3, 2010
SimonSails
SimonSails is a great guy. No, no NOT just that... SimonSails is even better. He is smart and funny, but also kind, WARM, and nurturing. SimonSails loves women and SEX though you shouldn't take him for granted. He can easily fuck you up, if you piss him off - which is a rear thing, and in that case you are 100% the jerk so you better apologize. His demons sleep tight, and you should never try to awake them, or if you do, probably you'll fall asleep instead, for long - sometimes people say like in a suicide tub (yeah those shiny new ones from Switzerland).
His name evolved from Simon + Sails, in latin meaning big dick and cums, toughness, storm, and sex. Highly likable by girls, he sometimes calls upon Zeus, and that's when a lightning strikes you too. ;)
He is an NFT artist of erotica.
Find him on Twitter: @SailsSimon, TODAY.
His name evolved from Simon + Sails, in latin meaning big dick and cums, toughness, storm, and sex. Highly likable by girls, he sometimes calls upon Zeus, and that's when a lightning strikes you too. ;)
He is an NFT artist of erotica.
Find him on Twitter: @SailsSimon, TODAY.
If lovers were islands and life was the sea, SimonSails on OpenSea.
She has a tight ass pussy, and big busty tits. She definitely fucks with SimonSails.
She has a tight ass pussy, and big busty tits. She definitely fucks with SimonSails.
SimonSails by $Z3pi December 15, 2021
simovski
When your pc (particularly one issued by your workplace) installs system updates that render you ineffective and unable to complete work tasks whilst waiting.
This is rampant upon first booting up, despite no indication from the previous day that updates had been installed or were required to be installed.
This could resolve itself within 2 minutes or potentially 2 hours depending on your home Internet speed.
This is rampant upon first booting up, despite no indication from the previous day that updates had been installed or were required to be installed.
This could resolve itself within 2 minutes or potentially 2 hours depending on your home Internet speed.
“I couldn’t make the morning stand-up meeting as I was doing a simovski”
“My pc was doing a simovski so I sent my colleagues funny memes in a group chat to keep my brain active until it was resolved”
“My pc was doing a simovski so I sent my colleagues funny memes in a group chat to keep my brain active until it was resolved”
Swadonski
Swadonski is small internet culture word referring to a person as "Ver swag donkey". Cause donkeys are hip and swag
Swadonski by Swagthiccy29 November 22, 2021