Swedish Breakfast 

A breakfast buffet consisting of various crunchy flatbreads (like giant Ryvita), cold meats, pickles, pate, jam etc.

Whilst on Gothenbug on business, Sapan and I enjoyed a particularly fine Swedish breakfast.

Swedish Breakfast by Captain McClaren January 6, 2009

Swedish breakfast 

The act of a male cracking a raw egg on the females ass hole then proceeding to anal sex

hey baby, i got some eggs

wanna swedish breakfast

Swedish breakfast by r0n fuxw311 August 2, 2007

Swedish hooker breakfast 

Noun/ Verb .: The act of consuming Gevalia brand cappuccino coffee, and a cigarette of any brand in the place of a healthy and nutritious breakfast.

Guy 1: Hey, Hans, do you wanna hit up Wally Waffle for some hearty breakfast?

Guy 2: Nein, ich hatte schon eine Swedish Hooker Breakfast...

Guy 1: Way to go for a healthy breakfast you slutty European fruitcake. Are you trying to piss off Tony the Tiger?

Swedish hooker breakfast by Cryzak October 13, 2013