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Swedish breakfast 

The act of a male cracking a raw egg on the females ass hole then proceeding to anal sex
hey baby, i got some eggs

wanna swedish breakfast

Swedish hooker breakfast 

Noun/ Verb .: The act of consuming Gevalia brand cappuccino coffee, and a cigarette of any brand in the place of a healthy and nutritious breakfast.
Guy 1: Hey, Hans, do you wanna hit up Wally Waffle for some hearty breakfast?

Guy 2: Nein, ich hatte schon eine Swedish Hooker Breakfast...

Guy 1: Way to go for a healthy breakfast you slutty European fruitcake. Are you trying to piss off Tony the Tiger?
Swedish hooker breakfast by Cryzak October 13, 2013