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Swedish Tan 

When a guy ejaculates on someones face, applying a white tan
Jenny wanted to top up her tan so Dave offered to give just Jenny's face a Swedish Tan
Swedish Tan by FartingSanta November 25, 2017
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Swedish Tan 

A bad sunburn, tipically on a person with very light or sensitive skin.
My buddy forgot his sunblock and got one fucking painful Swedish Tan.
Swedish Tan by InTheWoods91 September 22, 2007

Swedistan 

Nickname used for Sweden, especially on non-PC forums like 4chan's /pol/
It refers to the current situation the country is in, aka invaded by refugees and cucked to hell by liberals.
Those immigrants just raped 3 children, but Swedistan lets them free because of the fear of being labeled as anti-diversity.
Swedistan by goteki45 January 25, 2017

swedistan 

Used as a broad example of Sweden's issues with POC being ghetto bitches and sudden muslim population increase due to refugees seeking asylum. Sweden is now Swedistan, kebabs took over, there's nothing you can do.

Swedistan is also used in context of the popularized song of Childish Gambino, "This is America" that focuses on gun violence and longstanding racism. It's now "This is Swedistan" - focusing on rockthrowing and kebab.
-Man I'm going to swedistan, can't wait to get some kebab

-Bro just avoid getting rocks thrown at you whilst eatin

swedistan 

Wanna go to swedistan?
No thanks, i don't like africa or the middle east, too violent and disease riddled .....a friend of mine got robbed and raped there
swedistan by Sandra99 July 31, 2017

Swedistan 

An insult used by Danes against Swedes, refering to the decadence caused by mass-immigration in Sweden.'

An antonym for this word is "Danskjävlar"
Swede - "Danskjävlar"

Dane - "Shut up, Swedistan retard"
Swedistan by Sumsar January 23, 2023

swedistan 

Swedistan is a term commonly used to describe the decadence caused by Socialism in Sweden.
Go Swedistan!

Swedistan is the cancer of Europe.
swedistan by Canigou22 November 23, 2016
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