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Sweaty Spaghetti 

When you have fairly sweaty hair in your pubic region, You can trim (if your adventurous you may shave) Your dick hair. This hair is a great topping for Ice Cream, Pizza, Tuna fish, Facial Cum, Shit Porn Aftermath and last but not least, Sammy Blues fireman corn.
Last night i was eating this worst Pizza, So i went in my big bros room and shaved his dick hair, Bon Apetite. A delicious Pizza Sweaty Spaghetti Is delicious
Sweaty Spaghetti by Dbromance October 13, 2011

spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti 

spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti is how you would describe a hamster who does not like to eat its spaghetti (this is very bad) in this very rare case you should subscribe to pewdiepie or your hamster might drown in its own sweat
oh my gosh you have such a spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti it must be so ghastly!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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