sweaty pirate hooker

When you are so sweaty and nasty, that only a dirty pirate would want you.

"After my workout at the gym, I was looking like a sweaty pirate hooker."

by cougfan1978 November 23, 2011

Sweaty Pirate

during a particularly vigorous session of intercourse the partner on top drips sweat into his/her partner's eye causing her/him to close the eye and moan arrrgh!

Bill is such a sweaty bed monkey, last night he gave me a sweaty pirate!

by Golden Rod February 21, 2010