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Sweathogs

Also known as sweater stretchers, Sweathogs are tits that take up more than a handful, but not quite so big you can’t have a night full of fun with them.
Hey did you see Rylie dancing, her sweathogs we’re bouncing like crazy!!
by RebeccaPleaseComeBack March 17, 2019
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sweathogging

The act of persuing and sleeping with a (questionably) attractive obese girl, aka: a sweathog.
Bro, I'm totally going sweathogging tonight: gonna nail me a fatty!
by extra-porndinay November 7, 2010
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Butty Sweathole

When you have sex with a chicks fat roll or fupa.
Dude 1: You were so drunk last night!
Dude 2: I know. I had on some major beer goggles.
Dude 1: And I can't believe that chick you brought home. I always knew you were into the butty sweathole.
by Ms. Dick Pickles August 8, 2015
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Sweathog

An underworked but overpaid union laborer. Usually known to spend his/her entire paycheck on unnecessary recreational toys such as jet skis, ATV's, and fifth wheel trailers. Typically works 16-32 hours of overtime every week to barely maintain monthly payments for the previous examples. Lives paycheck to paycheck and never has more than $100 in his/her savings account.
Billy that UAW sweathog just bought a fifth jet ski even though his kids have no food to eat.
by Dick Rubbins June 17, 2013
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sweathock

When someone styles his or her hair in a mohawk/fohawk and it stands up because of the high concentration of perspiration.
Aubrey: Wow! Nice hairdo! What product did you use in that?! Looks like you used all the chemicals off the beaches from the oil spill! Thanks!

Abbye: Actually its a sweathock.

Aubrey: Blast!
by themaniccure June 30, 2010
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SWEATHOG

Rosie O`Donnell !!!!
Dam,Sam that lesbian Rosie,gets uglier and fatter every year,she/he is a real sweathog.
by Ollie Cromwell December 10, 2003
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Sweathog

A very large, unattractive, sweaty, pimply, hairy women that only hammered men, trailer trash, niggers (not african-americans), and spiks (not mexicans) sleep with.
Guy 1: Dude, are you seriously gonna sleep with that sweathog.
Guy 2: It's okay, im both a spik and shitfaced.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
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