sweathock

When someone styles his or her hair in a mohawk/fohawk and it stands up because of the high concentration of perspiration.

Aubrey: Wow! Nice hairdo! What product did you use in that?! Looks like you used all the chemicals off the beaches from the oil spill! Thanks!

Abbye: Actually its a sweathock.

Aubrey: Blast!

sweathock by themaniccure June 30, 2010

Sweatfucked

The process of being rubbed up against by someone sweaty due to overcrowding at a bar, club, etc. Typically results in the victim being severely grossed out and either gracing the offender with a dirty look or trying to avoid looking at them for fear of being further traumatized.

That gross dude over there just totally sweatfucked me; it's like Disney World in July in here.

Sweatfucked by megme July 6, 2011

sweathogging 

The act of persuing and sleeping with a (questionably) attractive obese girl, aka: a sweathog.

Bro, I'm totally going sweathogging tonight: gonna nail me a fatty!

sweathogging by extra-porndinay November 7, 2010

Sweatmonkey 

An individual in a video game who is so excessively "tryhard" and "sweaty" that the previous two words don't apply to them. Typically, a sweatmonkey can be found in games that involve ranked modes or are highly competitive/toxic. Generally, a sweatmonkey is a major douchebag.

Player 1: Yo, that guy just killed me out of spawn! He flanked the entire map and is just spawncamping and ignoring the objectives!

Player 2: Damn, fuck that sweatmonkey.

Sweatmonkey by That_Phony_King September 11, 2020

Sweatjack 

(n.) derived from local Massachusetts phenomenon "Sweaty Jacky"

Refers to an attractive female, who under normal circumstances is quiet, friendly, intelligent, and charming; however, after consuming an exorbitant amount of alcohol, undergoes an "Incredible Hulk"-like metamorphosis. Symptoms commonly include sweatiness, greasiness, dead gaze, crossed eyes, hives, acne breakouts, invitations to hookup, bad breath, lack of understanding of personal bubbles, extreme urge to get others drunk, intermittent crying interspersed with dancing, and falling out of hammocks into pools.

Dude, I think I'm gonna try to hook up with Sarah tonight at the party.

No way, man! She's a total Sweatjack!

Sweatjack by TemperanceFan October 14, 2004

sweatsack attack 

When, after vigorous physical activity, a man's ball sack becomes moist and syrupy. When the man takes off his shorts, his sack swings up into his face, and sticks to his forehead. This common problem causes temporary blindness and loss of balance.
This can also occur if someone is attempting to give the man head after he has exercised or dipped his sack in hot wax. This can cause third degree burns and often results in death.
To avoid this common issue, simply wipe the excess sweat from the sack with a moist towelette every 3-5 hours during physical and/or sexual activity.
Do not allow your sack to become a danger to yourself and others.

"I had a massive sweatsack attack after football practice yesterday."
"What's that gooey stuff on your face, Charlie?" "Oh nothing. I just had a sweatsack attack."
"So why did you dump Brad?" "He gave me a huge sweatsack attack last night."

sweatsack attack by Boris Kruschev January 11, 2009

Butty Sweathole 

When you have sex with a chicks fat roll or fupa.

Dude 1: You were so drunk last night!
Dude 2: I know. I had on some major beer goggles.
Dude 1: And I can't believe that chick you brought home. I always knew you were into the butty sweathole.

Butty Sweathole by Ms. Dick Pickles August 8, 2015