A person or group of people who dress in a “hipster” more conservative fashion. Often vintage sweaters, who believe they’re better than those who dress less modestly.
Often found virtue signaling while actually doing nothing of value. Enjoy gossip, and have performative conversations about equality while actually treating others as lesser for visual, social or characteristic differences.
Often jealous, egotistical, and mid.
“Yea don’t trust Cindy, she might look like a librarian but she’s really just a sweater bitch”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.