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Sweasoned 

Adjective

Meaning: having had sugar, honey, agave nectar, or syrup added.
Coined by: twitch.tv/thormungandr
"His cinnamon buns were sweasoned with honey before entering the oven."
"Mary's Autumnal Sweasoning Blend of maple syrup, ginger and agave nectar sold out fast."
Sweasoned by PuckOfTheFeywild May 18, 2023

Seasoned Gay 

A gay man who has been out of the closet for a long time and who has actual, real-world, gay experience under his belt (i.e., has the right to talk about being gay).
Ugh, I hate when Tom tries to be a SEASONED GAY. He just came out a month ago!

seasoned toker 

A person who has been smoking marijuana for a long time.

A person who smokes a lot of weed.

A very experienced smoker
"Hey dude! Do you know who is a seasoned toker?"

"Shyeah, Willie Nelson homeboy"
seasoned toker by ismokeganja January 23, 2009

SEASONED 

Experienced, certified, expert, mature, well-rounded or well-trained
"Hey man, who built that Santa Clause house?"

"I don't know dude, but whoever it was must have been a SEASONED carpenter!"
SEASONED by have2hunt October 24, 2014

seasoned 

Experienced in a particular field or activity. Knows the ropes already and doesn't need training or instructions.
In a restaurant kitchen;

Cook: How's the new dishwasher? Does he require babysitting?

Manager: No, he's seasoned. He worked two years at that barbecue place down the street.
seasoned by JohnBoy28 February 22, 2009

seasoned skillet 

When someone farts in bed, on top of the covers so it lingers there when you get in the sheets. A reverse dutch oven.
My wife always leaves a seasoned skillet waiting for me when I get in bed.
seasoned skillet by Garyr6273 June 29, 2009
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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