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-Pronounced (Swahz-Pooh)-

Not to be confused with Badussy, Swasspu is that incredible odor combination of Sweat, Ass & Pussy that females got going on after the club. Not always detectable at a normal social distance, Swasspu is best recognized and enjoyed directly after your woman got done twerk’n for a hot minute or just completed a fairly rigorous work out routine.
Friend 1: Mayyyyyne! Let me tell ya! I got some good pussy last night mayne!

Friend 2: For real, for real!?

Friend 1: Dog! Nutted in less than a minute. Couldn’t help myself.

Friend 2: Cmon now, didn’t even last a minute!?

Friend 1. Not even a minute! Mayyyyne she put her face down and ass up it was over. Good pussy, i mean I’ve had better BUT!...

Friend 2: But what!?

Friend 1: That SWASSPU MAYNE!!! You know me, I got a weakness for that funky funk and Ol’ girl was RIPE! You know me! I was right there ready to pick away at that heavenly smelling fruit.
Swasspu by RealTalk206 June 24, 2020
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-Pronounced (Swahz-Pooh)-
Not to be confused with Badussy, Swasspu is that incredible odor combination of Sweat, Ass & Pussy that females got going on after the club. Not always detectable at a normal social distance, Swasspu is best recognized and enjoyed directly after your woman got done twerk’n for a hot minute or just completed a fairly rigorous work out routine.
Friend 1: Mayyyyyne! Let me tell ya! I got some good pussy last night mayne!

Friend 2: For real, for real!?

Friend 1: Dog! Nutted in less than a minute. Couldn’t help myself.

Friend 2: Cmon now, didn’t even last a minute.

Friend 1. Not even a minute! Mayyyyne she got that face down up and i get in there. Good pussy, I’ve had better BUT!

Friend 2: But what!?

Friend 1: That Swasspu mayne! You know me, I got a weakness for that funky funk, know what I’m saying? Ol girl was RIPE! And I was there pick’n way at that heavenly smelling fruit.
Swasspu by RealTalk206 June 24, 2020
A folded up bandana that is placed on your lower back under the waistband of your boxers to soak up any and all back sweat before it trickles down your ass-crack and forms a frothy, swassy mixture swass.
I can smell that dude's sweat stained ass from the other side of the green. He clearly needs to swap out his swasspad.
swasspad by Bumpkinnutbrown April 21, 2022

sasspuff 

one who is sassy and cute
"that little freshman is such a sasspuff"
sasspuff by maybeazn January 30, 2014

Swassturbate

When you get swass (swamp ass) and you take your hand and wipe your butt and use the swass as lube to masturbate
With how horny and sweaty I am after that run, I could definitely swassturbate right now
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